Category Archives: JOKES

love jokes

i am new to the city

there was a new guy in the city and he was walking through the street and then he found a man walking on a lonely street ….so he went to him and asked …excuse me sir…is that sun or moon as he pointed towards sky …the other man replied sorry sir i am new to the city aswell.

foolish captain

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands.
“Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.
“I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad.”

A businessman and his wife

A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?”
“It was terrible,” her husband said. “The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking.”