there was a new guy in the city and he was walking through the street and then he found a man walking on a lonely street ….so he went to him and asked …excuse me sir…is that sun or moon as he pointed towards sky …the other man replied sorry sir i am new to the city aswell.
i am that love machine which works with you only.
From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands.
“Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.
“I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad.”
A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?”
“It was terrible,” her husband said. “The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking.”
If the world around you is spinning round & round & round,,,,,
If your heart is beating too fast,,,, do you think dear that you are in LOVE???
Na baby Na its called high blood pressure ….hahahah!!!!